A Joke About Ita Buttrose
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A Joke About Ita Buttrose
After a big night out and a few drinks, Ita Buttrose finds herself bringing home a man for the night. That man happened to be Thor, the god of thunder, rain and farming in Norse mythology. Ita leads a horny Thor to her bedroom where they end up having rigerous sex that lasts for hours.
The next morning arrives, and a now sober Ita Buttrose looks beside her to see Thor in her bed. Shocked, she looks at him and says "Who are you?"
The man next to her replies.. "I am Thor".
Ita replies.. "Hah, you think you're thor, Im tho thor I can hardly walk."
Re: A Joke About Ita Buttrose
Eratik, you aren't, perchance, a guy named Deaf Bhoy on this forum? Because this sounds very much like something he'd say.
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Baahhahhahahahahhaha! Random, but gave me a laugh!
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this joke is thoooooooooo funny!
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Well i've got a joke that seemed alot funnier before, but i'll post it anyways. It's not really a joke, more of a phrase.
Ita's Butt rose for the occasion.
HAHA.
Ita's Butt rose for the occasion.
HAHA.
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hehehe I like it (the joke, not the butt)Bostik wrote:Ita's Butt rose for the occasion.
Does that make a bad person?
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No that doesn't make a bad person.dannyr wrote:Does that make a bad person?
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Re: A Joke About Ita Buttrose
Judging by that joke, Ida thor-t that there are probably more jokes about this newsreader. Is she the butt of them over there?
Also, it sounds like Ida's Butt didn't rise to the occasion but I reckon that Thor 'rose' to the occasion......
OK OK...Thats enough. I will get my coat now
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Also, it sounds like Ida's Butt didn't rise to the occasion but I reckon that Thor 'rose' to the occasion......
OK OK...Thats enough. I will get my coat now
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Not a newsreader - former editor of the Australian Womens Weekly magazine (and general pain in the arthe)
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