Never ending thread using 5 words.

[Bostik]

Like we need another one of these. But I saw it on another forum and quite liked the idea.

I will start with 5 words, and each post following must only be 5 words long and continue the story.

It was a chilly night

[busrider]

and a bus came along........

[Trolley Bus Racer]

Trolley Bus Racer Was Driving....

[busrider]

...... an AdMet bus from TransitPlus..........

[Mercedes]

Which crashed into a tree

[TOXANA]

because Mercedes was drunk again

[Trolley Bus Racer]

He then Locked This Thread

[TOXANA]

and cried himself to sleep

[Mercedes]

Because when he sobered up he realised that indeed Toxana was crushed to death between the bus and tree and Mercedes had survived!!!

[TOXANA]

Mercedes can't live without me

[Trolley Bus Racer]

then toxana realised She couldnt Live without ken

[Norbert]

and 1813

[TOXANA]

Ken can't live without peppermint rolls

[Trolley Bus Racer]

Peppermint rolls cant live without Ken

[Andrew]

Can't anyone count to five?

[TOXANA]

No I can not Andrew

[Trolley Bus Racer]

I know Mercedes Can Not

[TOXANA]

Mercedes can drink lotsa booze

[Trolley Bus Racer]

So Can Trolley Bus Racer

[Vitalstatistix]

....unlike his kiwi buddy K270UB6

[dannyr]

But Kiwis sure like sheep

[bubzie]

Like a fat kid loves cake,

[Vitalstatistix]

...or shirmp on the barbie

[Jumbles]

I want a beer now....

[Vitalstatistix]

... What about a Lion Red?