The Old Bus Drivers Rest Home

[Looselion]

An anecdote from The Old Bus Drivers Rest Home......

A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a bus, with his hands correctly positioned at 10 & 2.

The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?'

Kenny replies, 'Can't talk right now, I'm driving an Express to Melbourne.'

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving his imaginary express bus and she asks, 'Well Kenny, how was your trip?'

Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest.'

'That's great,' replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.'

The nurse leaves Kenny's room and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Davo sitting on his bed masturbating ferociously........

Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing?'

To which Davo replies, 'Shhh, I'm shagging Kenny's missus while he's doing the Melbourne run.....'

[Lt. Commander Data]

[moreton]

That's gold.

[Lt. Commander Data]

That's gold.

Yeah it is, I showed it to a non-gunzel friend and he was in hysterics. Thanks for sharing, Looselion

[V981]

Looselion, Im a fan of yours already. I like people with a sense of humour.

[boronia]

Dave and Kenny were in the lounge room of the rest home playing cards,

Suddenly old Vera runs across the room, stark naked.

Dave looks up: "There's Vera, whose uniform is she wearing today?"

Kenny has a quick look: "I didn't recognise it, but it needs ironing".

[captainch]

is that refering to a board member on this board.

[boronia]

Do you recognise someone?